Saturday, November 27, 2010


The Bitties are exceptionally busy this weekend! And we´re stretched wiiiiide over the map at the moment.

Cherry, Jackie and Lola will be charming the hearts of the people in Kalajoki - that´s way up north from our usual hoods, you know - here!

And in the meantime, I´ll be covering the south and travelling to Tallinn, Estonia, to perform here tonight (scroll down to the bottom of the page) and here tomorrow, both gigs with the amazing HulaPirates Kabaree!

Beware, people of north and people of south. We´re preparing to win over your hearts with our shimmylicious ways.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010


Once upon a time there were three girls... but that´s all we know about their story. Sadly. These days they are no more than wraiths or spirits, a touch a cobweb, a cold breeze; that is, ghosts. Will you let us haunt you, pretty please?

... or you can make up your own story, on basis of the following images:

The scary-but-oh-so-sweet Jackie O´Lantern:

The dead-but-delicious Tinker Bell:

The eerie-and-elegant Vera De Vil:

Photography credits go to © Marko Saari. Liina Junna is to blame for making us pretty, that is, she´s responsible for the hair and the make-up.

Sunday, November 21, 2010


(Yes, but Christmas is supposed to be tacky isn't it? :)

Saturday 4th:
Blues Trash Cabaret @ On the Rocks with BOB LOG III

Tuesday 7th:
The Itty-Bitty Tease Beginner's burlesque class starting!
It is fully booked, but keep your pretty eyes and small little ears open for when we announce the next one!

Saturday 11th:
Cherry at Devil's Lounge @ Dog's Home, Tampere

We'll keep the calendar updated with changes and possible new venues, but we are hoping to be able to relax during the holidays too...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


Fabulous illustrator Marie Meier form France wearing the Itty-Bitty Tease tee!

Do you have a picture of yourself in the tee? We'd love to admire it so send it over if you so wish :)

Friday, November 12, 2010


You can read an interview with us Bitties in the Novebmer issue of Kotilääkäri magazine :)

Sunday, November 7, 2010


There´s some Tinker Bell boob-shaking tassel-twirling action in there amidst all the rock´n´roll. :D

Wednesday, November 3, 2010


Wedesday 3rd
Glitter Grill goes Cold War @ Ravintola Wäiski
For more info, check the post below! That's tonight folks, don't miss this!

Friday 5th
Pro bono twirling for charity : Cherry & Vera at Kalevankadun Nenäpäivä @ Base
Also performing are the Finnish Blonde Burlesque Troupe!
For more info visit

Saturday 6th
Tinker Bell performing at SMFR Halloween + 10v @ Ravintola Wäiski

Friday 19th
TInker Bell & Cherry dee performing at the Bomber-party @ On The Rocks

Saturday 27th
Lola, Jackie and Cherry head up north to perform at Ravintola Dyyni in Kalajoki!

SUnday 28th
Tinker Bell heading over to Tallinn with the Hula Pirates to perform at Feministid Tulevad Kell Kolm!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010


Tomorrow it´s Wednesday and tomorrow it´s time for this year´s last Glitter Grill! And ooo boy it´s a special one, this. First and foremost, it´s happening at Ravintolalaiva Wäiski - a bigger venue, and with plenty of performers there, all spiced up with the one and only Twirly Girl, Indigo Blue! Methinks the cold war theme will bring you especially interesting shows from all performers. And of course, the Bitties will be there as well, both with group and solo numbers. So do come! Tickets will be 12 € at the door.


Jackie already gave you a teaser of what happened at Bittyfest, but since I´m having a stupid flu and can´t sleep (that´s what you get from sleeping too little and happily tripping around Stockholm city wearing highly impractical stuff - that, and sore feet) I decided to go more into detail about the show in particular and most importantly give you folks some pics of what happened on stage there!

The place being a theatrical venue, we of course wanted to make the show itself something more alike a theatre performance rather than the usual burly club night - so we had it planned in two acts, and with an intermission in between when people could buy drinks, enjoy the DJ´s sounds and generally chitchat with each other and have a good time, having had to sit down on their behinds for half an hour in the half-darkness. It all worked surprisingly well and we were delighted! Myself being a scenographer in my spare time (it used to be the other way round... heh.), I might have wanted to make it look even more like a theatrical performance, you know, with a proper set and all that jazz - but then again it wasn´t exactly needed the way we did it now, so why stress. (Next time though, ooh... be prepared. ;D) With our very skilled and lovely lighting designer we managed to bring out the best of the space with as little hassle as possible, and we had extra-super-duper-special projections in between the shows to illustrate the time and place - for you know, it was a historical journey through time, and as such had to be illustrated with something else than only T&A...

The public was guided and lectured by the always impeccable Bettie Blackheart. Wouldn´t we all have liked school a little more, had we such teachers back in the day?

Well, as all of you who attended already know, burlesque was obviously invented back in the stone age. A pre-historical top fell off, lots of twirling followed, and nothing was ever the same!

That´s when Cherry entered the stage as Lucie and thus gave a kick start to the party:

After that we were taken to the cold and dark tombs of ancient Egypt. Well. Mummies are not always what they seem, though. Ask me, I´ll tell you.

... then we just skipped over Greece and Rome because frankly togas are so boring, and the Middle Ages were just so dark and we like to smell good, and all in all we´d just been there for three days and nights if a little time warp hadn´t been in place. So next the public was introduced to Lola´s Detective hunting for clues (when all the Bitties´ jewelry had been stolen and we were all poor and suffering and awww). Sure perks up any old dusty detective office, that girl, I´d say.

Well, of course she got our belongings back and then we became Big In Japan.

Then it was time for the interval, and for us to catch our breath a little and prepare for the second act. Apart from Bettie B., we were greatly aided by the presence of our three marvellous stage hands/space sailors/pick-up boys -

- The Captain, Mela Lugosi and Mr. Eddi, in their respective order.

Time for Act 2! Now again as all those know who were there, the story has a darker turn, where the Bitties start thinking way too much of themselves and end up in quarrels and fights, and the group splits. So sad. Cherry changes her name to La Cereza Negra and becomes the terror of any texmex sheriffs and outlaws alike.

Meanwhile by the Carelian lakes and deep forests, beautiful Vera breaks the hearts of poor local blokes with her Slavonic seductress skills.

Meanwhile in Paris in the 1960´s, Tinker and Lola try their hand at something more experimental.

Meanwhile in Vietnam, Jackie thinks that if there´s no point in anything, she might just as well fight and die. Well, we´re in the swingin´ sixties alright, so instead she shimmies away and burns her bra, but that´s just to be expected. We´re none of us very prone for fights, not really.

Enter the future and space-age! The Bitties meet at an airport, throw away their grudges and engage in a joyful space-a-go-go instead. How neat!

... only ever so slightly psychedelic, ehh.

And here´s the whole happy bittycrew at curtain call, finally:

All pics here are by Laura Kansanen-Stavale and Rik Stavale, whose photo exhibition of burlesque pics was also to be seen during Bittyfest at the theatre. We´re so grateful to you folks, you rock. Hearts.

Wheeee it was fun! And exhausting, so give us a little breathing space, soon we´ll forget all about the exhausting part and only remember how great it was to perform, and probably start planning and plotting for Bittyfest number two. There are slight chances, though, that you still might see this version somewhere, sometime, that would be fun, but we´ll have to look into that later, everything´s been so busybusybusy later. Stockholm last weekend and Glitter Grill (with the one and only Indigo Blue performing too!!!) tomorrow already, and all such fun coming up... if anyone wants to volunteer as a secretary for us, we guarantee a busy and sequin-filled time ahead. ;D

Monday, November 1, 2010


We had fun at the Stockholm Burlesque festival! We decided to take knuckle tattoos to commemorate this historical event: IBTC 4EVA for everyone of us. Well, not really since we're bunch of sissies, it's just magic marker this time. 4/5 of us Bitties have tattoos, so who knows if someone of us will actually take a IBTC tattoo someday?

The event was held at Berns Salonger, and the place was very beautiful with stunning chandeliers and fancy gold ornaments and creepy old dudes painted in the walls. We didn't see all of the performances, but some of them at least! Miss Indigo Blue twirled like crazy, and Velma Voluptous looked gorgeus and sang amazingly. We also liked a lot the opening performance by Ivoncita and Her Matadores De Amor. They had a catchy song, a good coreography and they seemed to have fun Thanks for The Amazing Knicker Kittens Burlesque Revue for organizing this event, hope it's the first of many!