Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Fairest of Them All

Today we went to the opening of Kerttu Malinen's wonderful photo exhibition at Jukka Male museum. There were some pictures of us Itty-Bitties too!

The charming bartender of the evening

Miss Lola Manchego

Tinkerbell

The real Welma Jackpot and the one captured on picture

Hypnotizing competition between Lola Vanilla and the swan



The Fairest of Them All exhibition is open daily 30.1.-27.2. from nine to nine, and it's free!

Monday, January 24, 2011

REHEARSAL

The Itty-Bitty Tease Cabaret is working hard on something. But what?
Come to the Helsinki Burlesque Festival 2011 to find out!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Boudoir Photography

The exhibition "Alice in Wonderland" at the Finnish Museum of Photography in Turku has some stunning photos by Atelieri O. Haapala. Here is a preview of a couple of works from their lovely new "Boudoir" series!

(The stamps aren't actually part of the artwork, theyre just here to keep you curious)

Sunday, January 2, 2011

2011 WITH A KICKSTART!




Just a tiny little bit more than a month to go until the fourth annual Helsinki Burlesque Festival!

And the second one with Itty-Bitties performing. Yes, we were there in 2009 and now we´ll be there again, shimmying our way into your hearts on the stage of Gloria. It´s one hell of a line-up this year as you can see! You´re treated to shows by Princess Farhana of Hollywood - Alotta Boutté - Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey - Cherry Typhoon - Kitten on the Keys - Miss Astrid - Mimi Le Meaux - Lucky Penny - Velma Voluptuous - Virginia Valentine and AlexiXXXCarpentieri! And those are just the guests from far away lands - our Finnish line-up is equally impressive. You´ll see Bettie Blackheart, Kiki Hawaiji, LouLou D´Vil, Welma Jackpot, the fantastic all-boylesque group HellMonty, aerial acrobatics by The Silk Sisters and rather exciting pick-up show by Helsinki Womens´ Society. There´s music by Asta Share, swingin´ tunes played by DJ´s Fiona Timantti, Pussy Power and Miroslove Satan, Pin-Up-O-Matic by Black Peider; warm-up clubs, art shows by Kerttu Malinen and Adam Monaghan, and workshops by Princess Farhana, Cherry Typhoon and Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey. Whew! Takes my breath away by even listing all of this.

AND THERE ARE STILL TICKETS LEFT! In contrary to "the word on the streets". Yes there are tickets, and if you haven´t got yours by now, then hurry, because seriously this is The Party you don´t want to miss.


And as for us, we´ll treat you with three brand new routines, seen nowhere before...

So buy that ticket and start preparing your dress for the party of the year! I can tell you that we are definitely busy with our preparations. For your pleasure only, darlings. Happy New Year!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Itty-Bitty tees at Ofelia Market!

Ahoi! May I please direct your attention to the fact that this coming weekend you can buy our t-shirts at Ofelia Market, the burlesque-, goth-, lolita-, retro-, vintage- and rock´n´roll-inspired arts and crafts fair/second hand market! I will be there in the lobby, table 37, with my own Paprika! products, and sell our t-shirts for anyone interested alongside. :) Come and say hi!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

NORTH / SOUTH

The Bitties are exceptionally busy this weekend! And we´re stretched wiiiiide over the map at the moment.

Cherry, Jackie and Lola will be charming the hearts of the people in Kalajoki - that´s way up north from our usual hoods, you know - here!

And in the meantime, I´ll be covering the south and travelling to Tallinn, Estonia, to perform here tonight (scroll down to the bottom of the page) and here tomorrow, both gigs with the amazing HulaPirates Kabaree!




Beware, people of north and people of south. We´re preparing to win over your hearts with our shimmylicious ways.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A GHOST STORY

Once upon a time there were three girls... but that´s all we know about their story. Sadly. These days they are no more than wraiths or spirits, a touch a cobweb, a cold breeze; that is, ghosts. Will you let us haunt you, pretty please?

... or you can make up your own story, on basis of the following images:









The scary-but-oh-so-sweet Jackie O´Lantern:



The dead-but-delicious Tinker Bell:



The eerie-and-elegant Vera De Vil:




Photography credits go to © Marko Saari. Liina Junna is to blame for making us pretty, that is, she´s responsible for the hair and the make-up.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

OUR CALENDAR : DECEMBER

(Yes, but Christmas is supposed to be tacky isn't it? :)

Saturday 4th:
Blues Trash Cabaret @ On the Rocks with BOB LOG III

Tuesday 7th:
The Itty-Bitty Tease Beginner's burlesque class starting!
It is fully booked, but keep your pretty eyes and small little ears open for when we announce the next one!

Saturday 11th:
Cherry at Devil's Lounge @ Dog's Home, Tampere

We'll keep the calendar updated with changes and possible new venues, but we are hoping to be able to relax during the holidays too...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

BITTIES TAKING OVER THE WORLD - STEP 1

Fabulous illustrator Marie Meier form France wearing the Itty-Bitty Tease tee!

Do you have a picture of yourself in the tee? We'd love to admire it so send it over if you so wish :)

Friday, November 12, 2010

ITTY-BTTY INTERVIEW

You can read an interview with us Bitties in the Novebmer issue of Kotilääkäri magazine :)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

PSYCHORAMA VIDEO ACTION




There´s some Tinker Bell boob-shaking tassel-twirling action in there amidst all the rock´n´roll. :D

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

OUR CALENDAR : NOVEMBER

Wedesday 3rd
Glitter Grill goes Cold War @ Ravintola Wäiski
For more info, check the post below! That's tonight folks, don't miss this!

Friday 5th
Pro bono twirling for charity : Cherry & Vera at Kalevankadun Nenäpäivä @ Base
Also performing are the Finnish Blonde Burlesque Troupe!
For more info visit kalevankatu.fi

Saturday 6th
Tinker Bell performing at SMFR Halloween + Tuntematonmaa.net 10v @ Ravintola Wäiski

Friday 19th
TInker Bell & Cherry dee performing at the Bomber-party @ On The Rocks

Saturday 27th
Lola, Jackie and Cherry head up north to perform at Ravintola Dyyni in Kalajoki!

SUnday 28th
Tinker Bell heading over to Tallinn with the Hula Pirates to perform at Feministid Tulevad Kell Kolm!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

GLITTER GRILL GOES COLD WAR




Tomorrow it´s Wednesday and tomorrow it´s time for this year´s last Glitter Grill! And ooo boy it´s a special one, this. First and foremost, it´s happening at Ravintolalaiva Wäiski - a bigger venue, and with plenty of performers there, all spiced up with the one and only Twirly Girl, Indigo Blue! Methinks the cold war theme will bring you especially interesting shows from all performers. And of course, the Bitties will be there as well, both with group and solo numbers. So do come! Tickets will be 12 € at the door.

THEATRICAL EYE-CANDY

Jackie already gave you a teaser of what happened at Bittyfest, but since I´m having a stupid flu and can´t sleep (that´s what you get from sleeping too little and happily tripping around Stockholm city wearing highly impractical stuff - that, and sore feet) I decided to go more into detail about the show in particular and most importantly give you folks some pics of what happened on stage there!

The place being a theatrical venue, we of course wanted to make the show itself something more alike a theatre performance rather than the usual burly club night - so we had it planned in two acts, and with an intermission in between when people could buy drinks, enjoy the DJ´s sounds and generally chitchat with each other and have a good time, having had to sit down on their behinds for half an hour in the half-darkness. It all worked surprisingly well and we were delighted! Myself being a scenographer in my spare time (it used to be the other way round... heh.), I might have wanted to make it look even more like a theatrical performance, you know, with a proper set and all that jazz - but then again it wasn´t exactly needed the way we did it now, so why stress. (Next time though, ooh... be prepared. ;D) With our very skilled and lovely lighting designer we managed to bring out the best of the space with as little hassle as possible, and we had extra-super-duper-special projections in between the shows to illustrate the time and place - for you know, it was a historical journey through time, and as such had to be illustrated with something else than only T&A...


The public was guided and lectured by the always impeccable Bettie Blackheart. Wouldn´t we all have liked school a little more, had we such teachers back in the day?




Well, as all of you who attended already know, burlesque was obviously invented back in the stone age. A pre-historical top fell off, lots of twirling followed, and nothing was ever the same!




That´s when Cherry entered the stage as Lucie and thus gave a kick start to the party:




After that we were taken to the cold and dark tombs of ancient Egypt. Well. Mummies are not always what they seem, though. Ask me, I´ll tell you.




... then we just skipped over Greece and Rome because frankly togas are so boring, and the Middle Ages were just so dark and we like to smell good, and all in all we´d just been there for three days and nights if a little time warp hadn´t been in place. So next the public was introduced to Lola´s Detective hunting for clues (when all the Bitties´ jewelry had been stolen and we were all poor and suffering and awww). Sure perks up any old dusty detective office, that girl, I´d say.




Well, of course she got our belongings back and then we became Big In Japan.




Then it was time for the interval, and for us to catch our breath a little and prepare for the second act. Apart from Bettie B., we were greatly aided by the presence of our three marvellous stage hands/space sailors/pick-up boys -



- The Captain, Mela Lugosi and Mr. Eddi, in their respective order.


Time for Act 2! Now again as all those know who were there, the story has a darker turn, where the Bitties start thinking way too much of themselves and end up in quarrels and fights, and the group splits. So sad. Cherry changes her name to La Cereza Negra and becomes the terror of any texmex sheriffs and outlaws alike.




Meanwhile by the Carelian lakes and deep forests, beautiful Vera breaks the hearts of poor local blokes with her Slavonic seductress skills.




Meanwhile in Paris in the 1960´s, Tinker and Lola try their hand at something more experimental.




Meanwhile in Vietnam, Jackie thinks that if there´s no point in anything, she might just as well fight and die. Well, we´re in the swingin´ sixties alright, so instead she shimmies away and burns her bra, but that´s just to be expected. We´re none of us very prone for fights, not really.




Enter the future and space-age! The Bitties meet at an airport, throw away their grudges and engage in a joyful space-a-go-go instead. How neat!





... only ever so slightly psychedelic, ehh.


And here´s the whole happy bittycrew at curtain call, finally:





All pics here are by Laura Kansanen-Stavale and Rik Stavale, whose photo exhibition of burlesque pics was also to be seen during Bittyfest at the theatre. We´re so grateful to you folks, you rock. Hearts.


Wheeee it was fun! And exhausting, so give us a little breathing space, soon we´ll forget all about the exhausting part and only remember how great it was to perform, and probably start planning and plotting for Bittyfest number two. There are slight chances, though, that you still might see this version somewhere, sometime, that would be fun, but we´ll have to look into that later, everything´s been so busybusybusy later. Stockholm last weekend and Glitter Grill (with the one and only Indigo Blue performing too!!!) tomorrow already, and all such fun coming up... if anyone wants to volunteer as a secretary for us, we guarantee a busy and sequin-filled time ahead. ;D

Monday, November 1, 2010

IBTC 4EVA


We had fun at the Stockholm Burlesque festival! We decided to take knuckle tattoos to commemorate this historical event: IBTC 4EVA for everyone of us. Well, not really since we're bunch of sissies, it's just magic marker this time. 4/5 of us Bitties have tattoos, so who knows if someone of us will actually take a IBTC tattoo someday?

The event was held at Berns Salonger, and the place was very beautiful with stunning chandeliers and fancy gold ornaments and creepy old dudes painted in the walls. We didn't see all of the performances, but some of them at least! Miss Indigo Blue twirled like crazy, and Velma Voluptous looked gorgeus and sang amazingly. We also liked a lot the opening performance by Ivoncita and Her Matadores De Amor. They had a catchy song, a good coreography and they seemed to have fun Thanks for The Amazing Knicker Kittens Burlesque Revue for organizing this event, hope it's the first of many!

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Over the Ocean


Next weekend the Itty-Bitties will be taking their fancy purple sailboat and traveling across the ocean! (Yeah right... actually we'll take the normal Helsinki-Stockholm cruise ship where you can sleep in bunk beds and buy tax-free booze.) We'll be performing at the Stockholm Burlesque Festival! We are performing on Friday 29th. There are loads of performes, but they have saved the best for the last, us! Hopefully we'll have time to see some of the other performers in their shimmy-twirly-shake-action, not just in the backstage.

After the Bittyfest

The Bittyfest was a succes! The event was sold out and everthing went really well. The audience was really nice, thank you all who attended! After the fest we have been taking it easy for one week, but now we're back in action.

Here's Vera and Lola, picture from the Bittyfest by Laura Kansanen-Stavale.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

BITTY-SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED!

The lovely, soft, comfy bitty-shirts have arrived and we have a box full of them at Bittycave, ready to be shipped out to whomever wants one - or many! They come in lady fit and unisex fit so have your pick, but be quick (ha- that rhymes. Accidental poems rule.), there are not too many of them. We´ll be selling them at Bittyfest next week´s Saturn-day, so if you´re coming and want to be certain of getting your shirt you can of course comment here and make reservations. You can also get them at Kallion Suutari on Fleminginkatu! And we´ll of course mail them out to you if you wish. The price is 13 € plus postage to wherever you´re currently residing.

The ladies fit, seen as below:





And here´s the unisex/men´s fit:

Saturday, October 9, 2010

BITTYFEST!

We have been practising a lot lately for the world's first Bittyfest! The Universal Premiere of the Bittyfest is next Saturday 16.10, and we are slightly nervous, but mostly very, very exited. At the festival the Bitties are timetraveling from the stone age to the future, from Africa to the Moon! We got some old numbers as well as brand new ones, some solos as well as group numbers. You'll also Laura Kansanen-Stavale's and Rik Stavale's burlesque themed photo exhibition during the break!

You can get the tickets to the event from Tiketti.



The event takes place at the small and cozy Kokoteatteri theater.


We were lucky to get the gorgeous Bettie Blackheart to host the show!